What is a bitch?

Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their profession.
The first guy says,
- Im a YUPPIE, you know Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist.

The second guy says,
- Im a DINK, you know Double Income, No Kids.

The third guy says,
- Im a RUB, you know Rich, Urban, Biker.

They turn to the women and ask her, 
- What are you?

She replies,
- Im a WIFE, you now Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc.

 So, just exactly what is a BITCH ?????????

B Babe
I  In
T Total
C Control of
H - Herself

So ladies, next time somebody calls you a bitch, S M I L E, and say Thank You !!!!

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